There was an old man they called Fisher-
Who was considered a MOST DEDICATED FISHER;
He fished all the West, was certainly the best,
And was better at Rainbows- a fish, sure.
One day he fished in a FISSURE,
Instigated by a deviated Hacker- a Phisher;
In a GEOLOGICAL FIT, the earth tremored a bit,
Entombing ol' Fisher forever in the fissure.
Harold L. Overton